1
00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:02,458
TOOKIE BAH WABA!

2
00:00:03,583 --> 00:00:05,208
IRON!

3
00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:07,083
LITTLE BAH BAH.

4
00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:08,583
HA HA HA.

5
00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:12,458
<i>d THERE THIS DAY d</i>

6
00:00:12,458 --> 00:00:14,000
<i>d FOR FAMILY GUESTS d</i>

7
00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,375
d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d

8
00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:18,375
<i>d HELLO, COME IN d</i>

9
00:00:18,375 --> 00:00:19,083
EYES EYES!

10
00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:21,166
<i>d THERE THIS DAY d</i>

11
00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:23,250
<i>d FOR FAMILY GUESTS d</i>

12
00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,583
d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d

13
00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,208
<i>d HELLO, COME IN d</i>

14
00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:30,625
<i>d HELLO, COME IN d</i>

15
00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:31,416
HA HA HA!

16
00:00:31,416 --> 00:00:33,583
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

17
00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:34,625
d IKI TOOKIE MOVE UP! d

18
00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:35,750
d IKI TOOKIE MOVE UP! d

19
00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:36,833
d BUT GET BAH BAH d

20
00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:38,083
d BUT GET BAH BAH d

21
00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,291
d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

22
00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:40,708
d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d

23
00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,583
OOOCHA!
CHI-KA!

24
00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,708
d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d

25
00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:44,458
<i>d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d</i>

26
00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:46,875
<i>d NO MALIHINI OHANA d</i>

27
00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:48,625
d WELCOME, COUSINS,
A-COME ON BY d

28
00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:51,375
<i>d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d</i>

29
00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:53,708
<i>d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d</i>

30
00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:57,708
<i>d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d</i>

31
00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:05,333
Lilo: NOW
PAY ATTENTION, STITCH.

32
00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,458
TO FIT IN ON EARTH,

33
00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:09,208
YOU NEED TO BE OBSESSED
WITH HOW YOU LOOK.

34
00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,625
PEOPLE COME HERE
FROM ALL OVER

35
00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:13,208
TO SOAK IN THIS MUD.

36
00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:16,000
THEY WANT TO BE
LIKE PIGS.

37
00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,250
GO AHEAD.

38
00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:23,000
UGH! WAH! BLEH!

39
00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:28,833
Stitch:
AAH! HA HA HA!

40
00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,708
HA HA HA!

41
00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:35,958
HA! DAKA CHIGA!

42
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,333
STOP RIGHT THERE!

43
00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:43,291
OH, JUST LOOK
AT THIS MESS!

44
00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:47,625
YEAH. YOU REALLY
NEED TO SWEEP UP
ALL THAT HAIR.

45
00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:51,583
UGH! NOT THE HAIR!
THE MUD!

46
00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:56,583
Stitch: AGAGA!

47
00:01:57,125 --> 00:01:59,625
Woman: AND STAY OUT!

48
00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,583
BOY, WHAT A GROUCH.

49
00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:06,000
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE MADE US CLEAN UP
ALL THAT MUD.

50
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,625
THAT IS THE FIFTH GROUCH
THIS WEEK,

51
00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:11,625
AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY.

52
00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,708
Man: AAH! AAH!
[CLIPPING]

53
00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,833
MY HAIR!
MY HAIR IS GONE!

54
00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:18,583
SO? MINE'S BEEN GONE
FOR 20 YEARS.

55
00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:20,875
NO! THAT THING
JUMPED ON MY HEAD

56
00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,291
AND ATE ALL MY HAIR!
THERE IT GOES!

57
00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:27,208
HA HA! TA-DA!

58
00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:30,500
COOL! A MUTANT
HAIRBALL.

59
00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,500
NAGA. COUSIN.

60
00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,583
OH. THAT'S COOL, TOO.

61
00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:41,291
Men and women: OHH!
AAH! MY HAIR!

62
00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:46,708
UHH! OHH! UHH!

63
00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,833
AAH!

64
00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:54,291
WHOO-WHOO! HEH HEH HEH!

65
00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:02,333
Bellhops: OHH! OW!

66
00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:06,083
Stitch:
UNH! HUH?

67
00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:06,833
Lilo: WHOA!

68
00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:09,750
I HATE MONDAYS,
BROTHER.

69
00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,583
HMM.

70
00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:21,250
YOU LOOK LIKE
A HAIRY HAIRBALL.

71
00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,875
AND YOU SEEM TO LIKE
TO EAT HAIR,

72
00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:26,875
AND YOU'RE MADE
OF HAIR,

73
00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:30,125
SO I'M GONNA
CALL YOU--

74
00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:31,458
HAIRY.

75
00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:33,416
NO! CLIP.

76
00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:36,000
HUH?
THAT'S HER NAME.

77
00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,875
CLIP.

78
00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,291
YEAH, YEAH.

79
00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:42,708
BLITSNAK!
IT'S THE HUMAN JUVENILE
AND THE ABOMINATION.

80
00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:44,833
AND I WAS SO CLOSE!

81
00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,875
HEH HEH! THOUGH IT IS
CUTE HOW SHE ALWAYS

82
00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:48,583
NAMES THE CREATURES.
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]

83
00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:49,458
Dr. Hamsterviel: GANTU!

84
00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:52,583
DID I ACTUALLY HEAR YOU
EXPRESS AMUSEMENT

85
00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:55,625
AT LOSING
ANOTHER EXPERIMENT?!

86
00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:56,625
DR. HAMSTERVIEL!

87
00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,708
UH, UH, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN
LISTENING?

88
00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:00,750
OH, LONG ENOUGH

89
00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:04,500
TO REGRET EVER LAYING
MY RODENT RETINAS ON YOU,

90
00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,458
YOU FECKLESS FISH FACE!

91
00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:07,208
UH...

92
00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:11,083
STOP WONDERING
WHAT "FECKLESS" MEANS
AND GET THAT EXPERIMENT!

93
00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:11,833
NOW!

94
00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:16,125
HUMPH! I'LL SHOW HIM
WHO'S FECKLESS.

95
00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:17,833
Jumba: AAH!

96
00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,875
KEEP THAT THING
AWAY FROM ME.

97
00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,833
CUTE LITTLE CLIP?

98
00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:25,458
IS NOT CUTE!
IS EXPERIMENT
NUMBER 177

99
00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,875
AND IS
VERY DANGEROUS.

100
00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,833
SHE DOESN'T LOOK
DANGEROUS.

101
00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:31,875
AH, BUT LOOKS
CAN BE DECEIVING.

102
00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:34,750
YOU SEE, IT WAS
MANY YEARS AGO,

103
00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:38,583
WHEN MY HEAD WAS OVERFLOWING
WITH EVIL IDEAS

104
00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:42,000
AND HEALTHY,
LUXURIANT HAIR FOLLICLES.

105
00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,708
I HAD DEVISED
EXPERIMENT 177--

106
00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:47,708
THE UBURNIUM EATER.

107
00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:49,583
UBURNIUM
IS THE MOST POWERFUL

108
00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:53,000
AND ECONOMICAL FUEL SOURCE
IN ALL OF UNIVERSE.

109
00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,375
MY UBURNIUM EATER
WOULD SPARK

110
00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:57,833
AN INSURMOUNTABLE
FUEL CRISIS.

111
00:04:57,833 --> 00:05:01,833
UNFORTUNATELY,
IN THE LANGUAGE
OF KWILTIKWAN,

112
00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:05,250
WORD FOR "UBURNIUM" IS SAME
AS WORD FOR "HAIR."

113
00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:08,250
I DID NOT REALIZE MISTAKE
UNTIL TOO LATE.

114
00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:12,833
I HAD ACCIDENTALLY CREATED
THE HAIR EATER.

115
00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:17,458
HA HA HA!

116
00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,000
[BURPS]

117
00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:23,291
COOL! I MEAN,
THAT'S AWFUL.

118
00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:24,333
YES, AWFUL.

119
00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:27,208
AND EVERY DAY,
IT HAS MADE ME
FULL OF ANGER!

120
00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:29,875
AHA! I KNEW THERE
HAD TO BE A REASON

121
00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,833
WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS
SUCH A GRUMPY GUS.

122
00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:34,583
IF YOU WANT TO GROW
LUXURIANT LOCKS

123
00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:37,125
YOU NEED TO UNCLENCH
YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES.

124
00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:40,875
RELAX! ENJOY LIFE!

125
00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,000
GOOD IDEA.

126
00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,333
LET'S BEGIN BY
DISASSEMBLING 177.

127
00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:47,083
NO! YOU CAN'T!

128
00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:49,750
IT'S NOT CLIP'S
FAULT SHE EATS HAIR.

129
00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:54,250
WE JUST NEED TO FIND
THE ONE PLACE
WHERE CLIP BELONGS.

130
00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,291
RIGHT?

131
00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,750
UH-HUH.

132
00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:02,500
WE KNOW THIS PLACE
HAS A REAL PROBLEM
WITH HAIR.

133
00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,333
THERE'S MORE HAIR
HERE THAN ANY PLACE

134
00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:08,000
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

135
00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,875
AND WITH YOUR HELP
EATING IT ALL UP,

136
00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:11,833
MAYBE THAT LADY

137
00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:14,375
WON'T BE
SUCH A GROUCH
ANYMORE, TOO.

138
00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,500
OHH! MYRTLE EDMONDS!

139
00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:19,500
AND YUKI, TERESA,
AND ELENA!

140
00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,583
HEY, WEIRDLO.

141
00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:24,458
I DIDN'T KNOW<i>YOU </i>GOT
YOUR HAIR CUT HERE.

142
00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:25,583
I DON'T.

143
00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:26,333
OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

144
00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:29,875
THEY'D NEVER EVEN
LET YOU IN THE DOOR
WITH THAT MESS.

145
00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:31,458
I LIKE MY HAIR!

146
00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,291
YOU WOULD.

147
00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:35,291
MAYBE YOU
SHOULD TRY THIS.

148
00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:37,958
YOU NEED IT MORE
THAN I DO.

149
00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:40,375
WOW! FOR ME?

150
00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,125
"HAIR CONDITIONER--

151
00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:46,166
FOR TAMING
WILD, UNRULY HAIR?!"

152
00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:47,083
HEY!

153
00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:48,291
DON'T BE JEALOUS.

154
00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:51,458
NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE
PERFECT HAIR LIKE ME.

155
00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,833
ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.

156
00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:56,166
Girls: YEAH!

157
00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,958
[LAUGHING]

158
00:06:57,958 --> 00:07:01,875
MYRTLE NEEDS
TO BE PUNISHED.

159
00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,500
YEAH. ENH!

160
00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,333
EEK-AH.

161
00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:32,583
CHK! BLACK CAT
TO MUTANT DOG.

162
00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:36,083
BLACK CAT
TO MUTANT DOG. CHK!

163
00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,875
CHK! COME IN,
MUTANT DOG! CHK!

164
00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,000
STITCH! THAT'S YOU!

165
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,708
WHO, ME?

166
00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:44,000
WHEN I SAY,
"BLACK CAT,"

167
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,375
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO ANSWER,
"MUTANT DOG."

168
00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:50,166
IT'S CAT BURGLAR
CODE.

169
00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:52,333
BLACK CAT TO...

170
00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:55,125
MUTANT DOG.

171
00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,958
Lilo:
HOW'S IT LOOK? CHK!

172
00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:00,083
Stitch: YAKA TAK.

173
00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,000
COME ON!
SAY IT RIGHT.

174
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,083
OK, OK.

175
00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,875
CHK! ALL CLEAR. CHK!

176
00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,083
PERFECT!

177
00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:09,000
OH! UM, I MEAN...

178
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,083
CHK! COMMENCE
CAT BURGLAR CREEP.

179
00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:54,625
[WHISTLES] AND MYRTLE
CALLS ME A WEIRDO?

180
00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:56,833
Stitch: ACHI KABA!

181
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,583
WE'LL GET YOU
TO YOUR NEW HOME

182
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:04,416
TOMORROW, CLIP.
I PROMISE.

183
00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:06,208
BUT TONIGHT,

184
00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:08,000
ENJOY A GOURMET MEAL

185
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,083
ON ONE VERY
EXPENSIVE HAIRDO.

186
00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:14,875
THE LITTER BOX
IS CLEAN. CHK!

187
00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:18,708
OHH! EKATA!
CHK! OOF!

188
00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,583
HI,
MRS. MYRTLE'S MOM.

189
00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:24,000
IT'S ME--LILO.

190
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,166
WHOA, OH!

191
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,000
AND STITCH.
HE'S MY DOG.

192
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:33,125
OH, YES. MYRTLE'S
STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND
FROM HULA SCHOOL.

193
00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:36,416
OH, AND YOUR MUTANT PET
FROM OUTER SPACE!

194
00:09:36,416 --> 00:09:38,458
OHH!
OH, I'M JUST KIDDING!

195
00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:41,333
HEH! I KNOW A DOG
WHEN I SEE ONE.

196
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,875
HEH HEH!
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD ASK

197
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,000
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IN MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM.

198
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,958
OH, UH, I WAS
JUST DROPPING OFF
A, UH...

199
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,500
BIRTHDAY PRESENT
FOR MYRTLE.

200
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:56,125
OHH! WHAT?! OH, MY GOSH,
IS THAT TODAY?

201
00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,125
NO, NO. I MEAN,

202
00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:02,416
SHE HAS ONE
COMING UP SOMETIME
THIS YEAR, RIGHT?

203
00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:04,250
OHH! OH, WHOO!

204
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:08,375
YES, YES,
SOMETIME THIS YEAR.
THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

205
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,291
OH, HOW LUCKY MYRTLE IS

206
00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:12,875
TO HAVE
SUCH A DEAR, SWEET FRIEND.

207
00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:15,125
WELL, WE HAVE TO
BE LEAVING NOW.

208
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:18,291
COME ON,
STITCH...PUPPY.

209
00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:21,208
BARKY BARK!

210
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,750
Lilo: "THAT NIGHT,

211
00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,583
"THE BEAUTIFUL
QUEEN LOLI

212
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,458
AND HER CAPTAIN OF
THE GUARD TITCH--"

213
00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,708
THAT'S YOU.
OH!

214
00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:33,625
"COULD HEAR
THE MYRTLE BEAST'S
SCREAMS OF TERROR

215
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:38,625
AS ITS
RUSTY RED HAIRDO
WAS EATEN AWAY."

216
00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:43,208
"EVEN THOUGH
THEY COULD<i>NOT </i>HEAR

217
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,625
"THE MYRTLE BEAST
BEING PUNISHED,

218
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,125
"THEY KNEW
IT WAS HAPPENING.

219
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,458
"IT WAS THE BEST PLAN

220
00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,875
"ANYONE HAD EVER
COME UP WITH,

221
00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:56,416
AND NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY
GO WRONG."

222
00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:59,000
Stitch: NAGA.

223
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,583
HA HA HA!

224
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:13,166
[COUGHS]

225
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,000
EW!

226
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,833
NOW, NOW,
LET'S NOT MAKE
THIS DIFFICULT.

227
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,500
HEY, WATCH IT!
CALM DOWN.

228
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:24,291
WHAT IN THE DICKENS
IS GOING ON--AAH! AAH!

229
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,708
AAH! AAH!

230
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,166
OH!

231
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,166
Clip: HEH HEH HEH!

232
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:34,833
AAH! OHH...

233
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:40,625
YOU'RE FAST
FOR A FUR BALL,
BUT I'M FASTER.

234
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:43,500
AHH!
COME HERE!

235
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:47,625
HMM!

236
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:51,208
[CLIP CLIPPING]

237
00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:54,750
NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO!
HA HEH HEH HA HA!

238
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,708
GRR!

239
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:59,000
HAIRBALL,
I AM GANTU, CAPTAIN--

240
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,416
AHEM--FORMER--
OF THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE.

241
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,458
CONQUEROR OF
THE PESKIMERMISH MILITIA,

242
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:06,458
AND VANGUARD COMMANDER
OF BLACK HOLE OPS.

243
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:10,000
YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!

244
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,458
UH, I MEAN, I, UH, AHEM,

245
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,333
MISSED MY BUS.

246
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,958
AAH!
AAH!

247
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,208
OH, BLITSNAK.

248
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:28,625
HURRY UP, STITCH.
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE MYRTLE

249
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,000
WITH HER NEW
NONHAIRDO.

250
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,416
HUH? YOU HAVE HAIR?!

251
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:37,583
YEAH, BUT
HER MOM DOESN'T.

252
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,375
YOUR MOM?

253
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:41,708
YEAH. I HAD A SLEEPOVER
AT TERESA'S LAST NIGHT,

254
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:45,291
AND WHILE I WAS GONE,
SOMETHING SCARED MOM
SO BAD,

255
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,416
ALL HER HAIR FELL OUT.

256
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:48,125
SHE SAYS A BIG
FISH FACE GUY

257
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,583
TRIED TO BREAK IN
THROUGH MY WINDOW.

258
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,333
GANTU.

259
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:55,000
AND THEN SHE SAYS
A FLYING YELLOW FUR BALL
ATTACKED HER.

260
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,375
CLIP.

261
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,250
OH, NO.

262
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,250
THIS IS BAD POI.

263
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,875
Pleakley: THIS SPECTRAL
DIFFRACTION STYLE

264
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,583
IS VERY POPULAR
ON EARTH.

265
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:11,958
PARTICULARLY AMONG
AVID FOLLOWERS
OF TEAM SPORTS.

266
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,750
THERE! WHAT DO YOU THINK?

267
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,875
I LOOK LIKE LARGE
FURRY LOLLIPOP.

268
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,375
Lilo: JUMBA!
PLEAKLEY!

269
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,750
I PUT CLIP
IN MYRTLE'S HOUSE

270
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,750
BECAUSE SHE NEEDED
TO BE PUNISHED,

271
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,000
BUT INSTEAD,
CLIP GOT HER MOM,

272
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,708
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

273
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,625
YOU GOING
TO A FOOTBALL GAME?

274
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,333
I AM TRYING
FOR NEW LOOK.

275
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,458
YOU LIKE?

276
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,958
PYUH!
IKKA PATOOKA!

277
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,250
NO MORE WITH WIG!

278
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,583
OK, THEN. I READ
ON THE INTERGALACTIC NET

279
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:46,375
THAT HAIR GROWTH
CAN BE STIMULATED
BY VIGOROUS MASSAGE.

280
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:50,000
OW! ACK!
NOT FOOT MASSAGE!

281
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,583
WHAT GOOD IS GROWING
NEW HAIR

282
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:55,958
IF CLIP IS
OUT THERE JUST WAITING
TO MAKE YOU BALD AGAIN?

283
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,958
I AM NOT BALD!

284
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:01,625
I HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL,
LUXURIANT HAIRS.

285
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,458
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!

286
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,833
ALL RIGHT! I WILL
HELP CAPTURE 177.

287
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,583
Lilo: THIS IS
WHERE WE LEFT CLIP.

288
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,875
IS BEST IF WE
SURPRISE 177.

289
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:18,000
I WILL TAKE
THE FRONT WAY.
YOU TAKE THE BACK.

290
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,166
HA! GOT YOU,
YOU LITTLE HAIRBALL.

291
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:24,375
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

292
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:30,000
SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US
FOR SCARING YOU LIKE THAT?

293
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,291
OH, NO.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
QUITE EXHILARATING

294
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,333
IN A FRIGHTENING,

295
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,833
"I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON"
SORT OF WAY.

296
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:41,958
I'M SORRY ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAIR.

297
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,000
DON'T BE SORRY.
I LOVE IT.

298
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,208
IF YOU EVER FIND THAT LITTLE
FUR BALL YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,

299
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,833
I'D LIKE TO THANK IT.

300
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,291
YOU MEAN...
OHH! OH.

301
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:54,333
YOU'RE NOT UPSET
ABOUT ALL YOUR HAIR
GETTING EATEN AWAY?

302
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,750
OH, NOT AT ALL.

303
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,416
IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE
THE REAL ME.

304
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:01,500
AREN'T YOU AFRAID
YOU'LL GET TEASED?

305
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,208
OH, NO.

306
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:05,166
REMEMBER, A HAIRCUT
DOESN'T MAKE YOU
WHO YOU ARE.

307
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:08,083
YOU MAKE A HAIRCUT
WHAT IT IS.

308
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,416
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY BEFORE.

309
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,500
WELL, IF YOU'RE
HAPPY WITH YOURSELF,

310
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,375
THAT'S ALL
THAT COUNTS.

311
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:17,125
I WISH I COULD BE
HAPPIER WITH MYSELF'S
NEARLY BALD HEAD.

312
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,333
WHY? YOU HAVE
A BEAUTIFULLY
SHAPED HEAD.

313
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,583
OH! YOU THINK SO?

314
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,625
OH, YES.

315
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,458
THOSE 3 HAIRS
SUIT YOU PERFECTLY.

316
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,375
THEY MAKE YOU
QUITE HANDSOME.

317
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,875
JUMBA JOOKIBA,
EVIL GENIUS, HANDSOME?

318
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,083
HO HO! AHH!

319
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,000
THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.

320
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,458
OHH! I--I'M HAPPY!

321
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,500
MY HEAD IS NO LONGER
FEELING CLENCHED.

322
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,958
I FEEL--

323
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:46,625
WHOA!
THAT'S WHAT I CALL

324
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:50,375
A SPONTANEOUS...
SOMETHING OR OTHER.

325
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:53,875
MY HAIR!
IT HAS RETURNED!

326
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,500
I...HAVE...

327
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,500
HAIR!

328
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,333
INSIDE VOICE,
UNCLE JUMBA.

329
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,708
ACCORDING
TO MY READINGS,

330
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:06,250
EXPERIMENT 177
HAS BEEN
THROUGH HERE.

331
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,708
WE ARE HOT
ON TRIAL.

332
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:09,583
DOES THAT MEAN
CLIP'S NEARBY?

333
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,375
NO. MEANS IS TIME
FOR HAIR REGIMEN.

334
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:15,500
BRUSHING TO KEEP IT
HEALTHY,

335
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:19,125
EXTRA U.V. PROTECTOR
TO PREVENT
SUN DAMAGE,

336
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,291
LOTION FOR SCALP
AND ROOTS,

337
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,958
YUMECTIN TO KEEP
CURLS BOUNCY.

338
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,833
[CHITTERING]

339
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:28,750
IKITA!

340
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:29,958
COOL! NAKED SQUIRREL!

341
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:34,250
NO HAIR?!
SOMETHING IS
TELLING ME THAT 177

342
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,958
IS VERY, VERY CLOSE.

343
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,958
YARGH!

344
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:40,833
NAGA!

345
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,958
ARGH! RUN!
RUN, RUN, RUN!

346
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,458
OH, NO!
HAKA TAGA!

347
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:50,458
WOW! CLIP GOT BIG!

348
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,291
REAL BIG.

349
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,166
YOU'RE NOT
TAKING MY HAIR,

350
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,166
YOU...
EATER OF HAIR.

351
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,500
OOF!

352
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,000
MY HAIR?
IS ALL RIGHT?

353
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,958
AH, AH, OH!
IS ALL RIGHT.

354
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,000
WOW, STITCH! THANKS.

355
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,333
YOU SAVED US
FROM A BUZZ CUT.

356
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:15,583
OH. SORRY ABOUT
YOUR BUTT, THOUGH.

357
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,166
HAKA TABA!

358
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,708
YOU CAN WEAR THIS
UNTIL IT GROWS BACK.

359
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:24,750
JUKABA.

360
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,625
HA! NOW WHO IS
THE IKKA PATOOKA?

361
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,875
HA HA HA--OUCH!

362
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,208
OOF! UNH!

363
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,375
AND NOW IS THE TIME
WE TEACH YOU

364
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:45,458
HOW TO DANCE THE TRADITIONAL
HAWAIIAN HULA.

365
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:48,625
ANY VOLUNTEERS?
DON'T BE SHY.

366
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,333
AAH! OOF!

367
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,083
WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER!

368
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,875
HEY!
IT'S THAT GUY

369
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,125
WHO MISSED
THE BUS.

370
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:03,083
MAKE HIM DO
THE FIRE DANCE, TOO!

371
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,000
BUT I NEED TO--

372
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,458
OH, BLITSNAK.

373
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,125
[HULA MUSIC PLAYING]

374
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,333
NAGA HUGATA.

375
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,750
I DON'T SEE HER ANYWHERE.

376
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:24,583
OHH!

377
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:25,708
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

378
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:29,500
WHO KNEW LIFE
WOULD BE FULL
OF SUCH HARD LESSONS?

379
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:33,291
LIKE NEVER USE
A HAIR-EATING MONSTER
ON SOMEONE

380
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,000
WHEN YOU'RE
UNHAPPY WITH YOURSELF.

381
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,125
EH!
ALL THIS STRESS
IS NOT GOOD FOR HAIR.

382
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,875
IS GETTING SPLIT ENDS,
GROWING WILD AND UNRULY.

383
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,958
HERE! TRY THIS.

384
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,125
"FOR TAMING WILD
AND UNRULY HAIR."

385
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:51,166
TAMING WILD
AND UNRULY HAIR!

386
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,250
THIS IS WHAT WE
NEED TO USE ON CLIP.

387
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:57,416
SHE'S NOTHING
<i>BUT </i>WILD AND UNRULY HAIR.

388
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,166
EH!

389
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,750
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE SHE WENT.

390
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,000
LET US ACT LOGICAL.

391
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,750
IF I WERE
A HAIR-EATING BEAST,

392
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,583
I WOULD TRY TO FIND
SOMEPLACE WITH MORE HAIR

393
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,208
THAN EVER HAVING SEEN
IN WHOLE LIFE.

394
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:13,250
BUT WHERE COULD
SUCH PLACE BE?

395
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,583
Guests: AAH!

396
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,083
HELLO, POLICE?

397
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,583
NO, IT'S NOT A BURGLARY.

398
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,250
NO, IT'S NOT
A FIRE, EITHER. IT'S--

399
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,208
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO CALL IT!

400
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,500
IT'S A BAD HAIR DAY?
HELLO? HELLO?!

401
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,500
HELP!

402
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,583
SOMEONE IS CALLING
FOR HELP?

403
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,583
QUICK! TO THE HAIR
CARE PRODUCTS.

404
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,458
ROCK THE HULA, STITCH!

405
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,291
TOOKIE BAH WABA!

406
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,708
HA HA HA HA HA!

407
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,875
[TRILLS]

408
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,583
CLIP, YOU'VE BEEN
A BAD GIRL.

409
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:01,958
BUT I THINK I'M MORE
TO BLAME THAN YOU.

410
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:06,458
I SHOULD'VE NEVER
TRIED TO USE YOU
AGAINST MYRTLE.

411
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,958
[COOS]

412
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,166
IS IT SAFE?

413
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,500
NO MORE
WITH THE HAIR
DESTRUCTION?

414
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,708
NOPE. THE CONDITIONER
TAMED HER.

415
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:17,458
NOW SHE JUST
NEEDS A HOME.

416
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,333
HEY, YO!
I NEED A NEW DO,

417
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:23,291
SOMETHING THAT, LIKE,
CAPTURES THE REAL ME,
YOU KNOW?

418
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,833
Lilo: CLIP, NO!

419
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,583
HA HA!

420
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:33,333
AWESOME! NOW,
THIS IS THE REAL ME.

421
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,291
THANKS, LITTLE BRO.

422
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,208
WELL,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

423
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:40,291
CLIP HAS
A SPECIAL TALENT.

424
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,833
RIGHT ON!

425
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:46,625
CLIP HAS A KNACK

426
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:50,166
FOR FINDING YOUR
ONE PERFECT HAIRDO.

427
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,500
IS MY TURN NEXT.

428
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,250
YOU WANT TO GIVE UP
YOUR BIG AFRO?

429
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,333
EH, HAIRDO
IS NOT REAL ME.

430
00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,333
IT SCREAMS SEVENTIES
FUNK REVIEW,

431
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,958
NOT EVIL GENIUS
SCIENTIST.

432
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:06,291
177, COME HERE.
DO YOUR STUFF.

433
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,583
All: OHH!

434
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,000
HA HA HA HA!

435
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,333
AH! I AM FEELING
LIKE ME AGAIN.

436
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,458
THANK YOU, 177.

437
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,208
MM-HMM! HEH HEH!

438
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,375
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN
A GROUCH BEFORE,

439
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,083
BUT YOU'RE THE PERFECT
<i>OHANA </i>FOR CLIP.

440
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,958
AND BUSINESS
HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER.

441
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,958
CAN I OFFER YOU
A FREE DO?

442
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,291
OHH!

443
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:38,375
NO, THANKS.

444
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:42,208
I LIKE MY HAIR
JUST THE WAY IT IS.

445
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:45,833
[HULA MUSIC PLAYING]

446
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,416
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]

447
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,458
Dr. Hamsterviel:
GANTU! WHAT IS GOING ON?

448
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:56,875
GANTU!
WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?

449
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,500
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
GANTU!


